Alright well I normally was going to give things a few days for “Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy” to convert and get redistributed to make sure it all went well but I’m feeling impatient.
So with getting little to no sleep last night I decided to put out Internal Screams today through smashwords in epub format to see if it’ll get just as many reads as everything else or more or less because of doing it in the different format. Although in many ways the different format will be better but will it reflect in the numbers, I’m about to find out since I’ll be putting it out shortly after posting this… So here goes nothing
I said a few weeks ago that I was going back to smashwords as my distributor.. Things seemed fine however it appears that one of my releases “Kennies’ Guide To The Galaxy” keeps getting hit with errors for distribution.. I’ve redone this fucking thing about nine times already… My latest is I completely stripped it down to nothing.. if I get rejected which I think I will. I’m going back to bookrix for that book and everything else from here on out. I may not get the reads but I don’t like how they’re formatting my books at this time I won’t carry over any old releases I’ll just stick with everything new from here on out.
It is now official, that Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy is now out it’s being sent to the distributors today.
So you should see the updated version of it in due time.
If you’d like to read the updated version click on the cover
Over the countless years I’ve spent watching the species known as humans many things still confuse me, however one of which are these things called thunderstorms. It involves a mix of thunder, lightning and rain… However the mix of thunder and lightning make me think I’m back on my home planet during the troubled times when we were battling other planets.
I keep wanting to run out and attack things in the sky and things on the ground however the problem is nothing is in the sky nor on the ground that’s any different, it’s almost like we’re being attacked by these little “drops of rain” that come falling down hit the ground and die, I don’t know what good they would do in those regards because when it comes down to it, it’s rather a ineffective strategy and it seems to do nothing, however the sounds alone are enough to make one definitely thing the end of this planet is coming. I wonder what would happen then.
However certain things happen during these storms that are rather nice, it produces nice smells and the storms in my eyes are pleasant to watch knowing that we’re not under attack or have to worry about being invaded by a near by planet. It’s always tough telling your fellow beings that you were being attacked by those from Uranus for some reason I can never keep a straight face when I say that. However when it comes to anything about that planet I tend to giggle like what one would call a “child” I have no idea why, perhaps saying stuff like:
“We destroyed Uranus”
“We exhausted our resources all over Uranus”
Other beings tend to find funny.
But since as I type and about to send this transmission that I have been warned that one of these thunderstorms are inbound so it’s best to keep an eye out since one never knows how bad they might be.
One thing I’ve learned about being on this planet is these humans have a complex range of emotions, that isn’t really a bad thing. But it can be difficult while you navigate your way through them. Certain things that happen you want to be there with the person and help them out however knowing the humans like I’ve studied you might be able to calm down the outside but the brain will always be going at a rapid succession.
That’s one thing that you can’t really calm down, you can just lend your support. No matter if it’s a support shoulder for them to cry on, a support ear to just sit and listen them get everything off there chest or a support sausage for…. nevermind about that one.
When certain things in life happen, these complex emotions truly do come into play and you always try your best to show your support for the person that you love and want to spend the rest of your life with.
During my time on this planet I have seen myself go through a wide complex range of emotion and I’m not saying I am a expert on navigating through them but I always give my 100% focus to that person when we talk because to me that’s the best thing that one can do. I don’t like giving a person space I know to some they might say that’s wrong however I believe in being there for the person as much as I can.
When a person is alone at times that can be bad, very bad. My father has said many time to me “You never know what goes on behind closed doors” … by that he meant “You never know what is going on in a person’s mind” and that’s very true.
Well that ends my transmission on the complex emotions that these humans go through, I think I could write 101 pages and still be missing things..
The latest ones I have taken notice of since I continue to spend my time here on earth are the ones who are called “Teenagers” . From what I gather this is a growing process however the latest crop of teenagers I have no idea how they’re going to survive into adults. I think they got manufactured wrong and are clearly missing something.
They appear to like to perform for the camera as it’s called and by that I mean they’re doing a bunch of challenges so that they can be cool with ones who are similar as them, but these other teenagers who they’re trying to impress they will never end up meeting but yet they’re setting out to impress them anyways. They’ve done such stupid things as tie pod challenge and snorting these things called condom’s… Clearly the elder species who have manufactured these “teenagers” should have used those condoms to protect the world from the dim witted morons that have plagued the future of humanity.
Maybe this is a situation of “survival of the smartest” clearly the smart ones are the ones who aren’t taking part in these challenges and have the brains to pick out what’s right and what’s wrong.
If the future of life is in the hands of these people it makes me wonder what the world is going to be like in the future, or will the world will actually have a future ?.
It truly is a sad state to watch the future of this planet to be doing such dumb things.
So I’ve been moving a few of my releases … I think the last eight from Smashwords to Bookrix, they will stay on smashwords however I want them on bookrix so that they have a bunch of stuff to distribute in those channels.
Anyways it seems that I have a few books that aren’t quite long enough so that means I get to add more to them, so far I have two books:
Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy
Which means all of my fine readers will start getting more writing from me in due time to help expand things. Of course with Growth I might just take some of my current releases to add to it that would work with that release… I’ll no doubt do the same with Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy too, have had a few ideas for expanding that.. So I’m looking forward to putting my ideas together and getting it out there.
I’m also thinking with me expanding things I’m going to give it a new book cover as well to symbolize that it’s different.
I also have two more music albums to get online up on mediafire, hopefully I’ll get those online today too
So you’ll have lots more to look forward to, I’m getting excited just thinking about things.
Perhaps something new will be online today.. time will tell.
It has been a few days since I last added one of these stories so I thought I would take the time and do just that, so I have another edition of “Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy” this one being called “White Flakes Of Hell Retreating”
This is how the links work, click on the title of the book to go to the table of contents, click on the new title to take you to the newest chapter…
Well if you live in one of the many places that get snow you can relate to no doubt hating those white flakes as they fall, well in my latest addition to the guide to the galaxy they get talked about.
I had a thought for the next page but man I so lost that train of thought hahaa, I had a few ideas for what else to write about but as quick as I had them I didn’t, oh well it’s no big deal. I’m sure they’ll come to me sooner than later.
So many of you whom stopped by may have taken the chance to go ahead and read the first chapter, truthfully when I wrote it. I kinda struggled with writing it. I did take a portion of that stuff from my own life and how I am, but I really had fun with this second chapter which is more so focused on females. Now I didn’t say anything to be overly offensive cause that’s not really my style, however I did say much of this out of fun. I can’t honestly say none of this has happened to me, a little bit has. But lets face it I’m sure I’m not the only guy who has had a little bit of this happen to. It sucks when it happens but after a while all you can do is laugh about it.
Trying to write something different is a bit of a struggle but I’m trying to have fun with it. Right now I don’t know when it’ll be sent off for distribution, it might not be. Who really knows right now.
But anyways if your interested in reading it, here ya go: