Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy – Re-Released – OUT NOW

KenniesGuideToTheGalaxyIt is now official, that Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy is now out it’s being sent to the distributors today.

So you should see the updated version of it in due time.

If you’d like to read the updated version click on the cover

Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy – Chapter 7

Over the countless years I’ve spent watching the species known as humans many things still confuse me, however one of which are these things called thunderstorms. It involves a mix of thunder, lightning and rain… However the mix of thunder and lightning make me think I’m back on my home planet during the troubled times when we were battling other planets.

I keep wanting to run out and attack things in the sky and things on the ground however the problem is nothing is in the sky nor on the ground that’s any different, it’s almost like we’re being attacked by these little “drops of rain” that come falling down hit the ground and die, I don’t know what good they would do in those regards because when it comes down to it, it’s rather a ineffective strategy and it seems to do nothing, however the sounds alone are enough to make one definitely thing the end of this planet is coming. I wonder what would happen then.

However certain things happen during these storms that are rather nice, it produces nice smells and the storms in my eyes are pleasant to watch knowing that we’re not under attack or have to worry about being invaded by a near by planet. It’s always tough telling your fellow beings that you were being attacked by those from Uranus for some reason I can never keep a straight face when I say that. However when it comes to anything about that planet I tend to giggle like what one would call a “child” I have no idea why, perhaps saying stuff like:
“We destroyed Uranus”
“We exhausted our resources all over Uranus”
Other beings tend to find funny.

But since as I type and about to send this transmission that I have been warned that one of these thunderstorms are inbound so it’s best to keep an eye out since one never knows how bad they might be.

~transmission complete~

Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy – Chapter 6

One thing I’ve learned about being on this planet is these humans have a complex range of emotions, that isn’t really a bad thing. But it can be difficult while you navigate your way through them. Certain things that happen you want to be there with the person and help them out however knowing the humans like I’ve studied you might be able to calm down the outside but the brain will always be going at a rapid succession.

That’s one thing that you can’t really calm down, you can just lend your support. No matter if it’s a support shoulder for them to cry on, a support ear to just sit and listen them get everything off there chest or a support sausage for…. nevermind about that one.

When certain things in life happen, these complex emotions truly do come into play and you always try your best to show your support for the person that you love and want to spend the rest of your life with.

During my time on this planet I have seen myself go through a wide complex range of emotion and I’m not saying I am a expert on navigating through them but I always give my 100% focus to that person when we talk because to me that’s the best thing that one can do. I don’t like giving a person space I know to some they might say that’s wrong however I believe in being there for the person as much as I can.

When a person is alone at times that can be bad, very bad.  My father has said many time to me “You never know what goes on behind closed doors” … by that he meant “You never know what is going on in a person’s mind” and that’s very true.

Well that ends my transmission on the complex emotions that these humans go through, I think I could write 101 pages and still be missing things..

~end transmission~

Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy – White Flakes Of Hell Retreating

It has been a few days since I last added one of these stories so I thought I would take the time and do just that, so I have another edition of “Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy” this one being called “White Flakes Of Hell Retreating

This is how the links work, click on the title of the book to go to the table of contents, click on the new title to take you to the newest chapter…


Kennie’s Guide To The Galaxy – Chapter 2 – The Opposite Gender

So many of you whom stopped by may have taken the chance to go ahead and read the first chapter, truthfully when I wrote it. I kinda struggled with writing it. I did take a portion of that stuff from my own life and how I am, but I really had fun with this second chapter which is more so focused on females.  Now I didn’t say anything to be overly offensive cause that’s not really my style, however I did say much of this out of fun. I can’t honestly say none of this has happened to me, a little bit has. But lets face it I’m sure I’m not the only guy who has had a little bit of this happen to.  It sucks when it happens but after a while all you can do is laugh about it.

Trying to write something different is a bit of a struggle but I’m trying to have fun with it. Right now I don’t know when it’ll be sent off for distribution, it might not be. Who really knows right now.

But anyways if your interested in reading it, here ya go:


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